Loftie · ranked #8 of 12
Clock
Best for getting the phone off the nightstand.
Spec sheet · honest math edition
- Typical street price
- $150
- Subscription
- Optional · $4–$5/mo
- What the sub gates
- optional content library; the two-phase alarm and white noise work free
- Recurring costs
- optional content subscription — core features stay free
- Year-1 honest cost
- $150
- 3-year honest cost
- $150
- Problems addressed
- Mornings · Noise
Mid tier
Mornings: ranked #2 of 3
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Premium
Noise: ranked #4 of 6
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Key facts
- Two-phase alarm — a gentle wake tone, then a get-up tone — plus built-in white noise
- Designed around the phone-out-of-the-bedroom pitch, and it delivers on it
- Optional content subscription exists, but the clock is complete without it
Our verdict
The Clock stickers at $150. There is an optional subscription ($4–$5/mo) — optional content library; the two-phase alarm and white noise work free. We don't bill it into the 3-year figure because the gear is complete without it; just know it exists before the app starts upselling you.
Who it's for: Getting the phone off the nightstand. It addresses mornings and noise — if your problem is something else, start from the problem picker instead of this page.
Who should skip it
Sleepers whose real problem isn't mornings or noise. Gear matched to the wrong problem is the most common wasted purchase in this category — pick the problem first. And as everywhere on this site: this is comfort gear, not treatment. If sleep problems persist, talk to a doctor.